This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
