He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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