Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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