You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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