no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
