My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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