Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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