A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I am spending my child support on dildos
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
