Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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