people are starting to question the shark bite story
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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