So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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