I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
