That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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