im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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