She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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