I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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