no, he came in my armpit
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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