I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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