i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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