every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
