i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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