Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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