ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I have tasted many bathrooms
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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