I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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