hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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