Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Plan B is the new Plan A
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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