3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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