:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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