we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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