Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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