You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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