Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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