I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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