I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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