I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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