it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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