dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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