Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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