i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
soo... how was my night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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