Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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