Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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