smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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