your thong is hanging out like whoa
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This baby is an asshole
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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