i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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