After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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