He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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