i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This is the high leading the old right now
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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