Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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