So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
