Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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