I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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