Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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