I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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