So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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