haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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