Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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